All it takes...

...to make my husband ecstatic is $12 a month. Can you believe it?

Keith: You know, football season is starting soon...
Me: Okay...
Keith: It sure would be nice if we got some reception on our t.v. (we don't).
Me: Hmm...
Keith: Have you tried calling about basic cable?
Me: Nope.

(A few minutes later)
Me: Hello Cable Company, do you have basic cable? Oh, $12/month...sign me up.

Me: Honey, aren't you so happy that I bought you cable? You should sing "You are so beautiful to me". Now you can watch Sunday night football.
Keith: Yeah, it's on Monday nights and Thursday nights, too.
Me: WHAT?!?! You didn't tell me that...why I should call and cancel...
Keith: singing "You are so beautiful to me..."

Don't you love how I was taking credit for 'buying him cable'? Never mind that his is the only income. I get to take credit because I *called* the company and set it up. That was easy.

And I do not enjoy watching sports...at all...maybe I should have titled this post, "Why I'll Be Blogging Alot when Football Season Starts" or "The Most Miserable $12 I Ever Spent".